Attention Eastern Boarding School Hippies…

Written by Pete McDonald on May 28th, 2008

If you beg for a pull or try to sell grilled cheeses at the reunion shows, Stafford* will punch you in the eye. We’re all in our 30s, you should have jobs by now.

 *Stafford is the former college football player (directional punter) for whom the Stafford Ball Shows in Plattsburgh 1996 were named.

 

7 Comments so far ↓

  1. SisterDog says:

    Duuuuude, I am so stoked! Trey Lives!!

  2. Stonario says:

    Stafford, don’t condescend me. I’ll f’ing kill you.

  3. ShowLover says:

    Bro, It’s Clifford Ball, not Stafford Ball. Blasphemer.

  4. Boarding School Hippies ruin everything.

  5. Boarding School Hippies killed my dog

  6. I had to live with those dirty sons-of-bitches for four years.
    Begging for beer and a toke while driving daddy’s range rover, dressing like bagmen. Hey man, I’m not your “bro”. Get your own damn pizza you mooching yippie (yippie = yuppie hippie). Ah…. Good times.

    Throw in a jab from the old roughfisher…

  7. Roughfisher you are dead on. I think you had to go to college in the Northeast to truly understand the phenomenon.

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