Comments on: 5 Gifts That Won’t Help You Catch Squat

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:50:02 +0000

Mocking personal improvement? In this form, yes. Now, if the mustache kit was actually a book entitled…

How To Trim Your Mustache With The Backing Being Stripped Off Your Reel By A Hundred Pound Poon

…and Oprah was about to give it the ‘book club’ stamp, then maybe I’d approve.

Pete McDonald — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:50:12 +0000

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Jean-Paul Lipton — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:15:47 +0000

“You know they say that Chuck Norris is so though, there is no chin under his beard? There is only another fist”

Pete McDonald — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:26:48 +0000

I think this is more for having a well-trimmed, well groomed mustache like Dave Wannstedt or Walker Texas Ranger.

Murdock — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:44:46 +0000

Dose the stache kit come with dye? Mine is going grey on me….placing my bid…

Wannstache — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:06:52 +0000

I know you are mocking mustaches because of what I did to the Dolphins. I’ll get you for this you stache hating bigot bastard.

Jean-Paul Lipton — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:24:58 +0000

nah only 12′s

Pete McDonald — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:27:36 +0000

Does it come in gift appropriate 40 oz containers?

Jean-Paul Lipton — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:51:46 +0000

I’m mocking my own ability to grow a mustache.

You’re missing something from the food and beverage group. How about an Old Thumper from Shipyard Brewing Co.?

Pete McDonald — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:03:29 +0000

I don’t understand. Are you guys mocking products that lead to personal improvement?