Great to read about other peoples’ episodes of misery on the water. Lots of lost gear, hooking trucks, bad weather, carp infections and embarrassment. I thought Alex from 40 Rivers had it in the bag with his admission of public defecation but Michael Gracie then proved his equal. With two brownliner stories canceling each other out, I’m going to go with near death by bull moose. Fly Fisher Girl, send word and The Dry Creek flats pack is yours.