Archive for August, 2010

You And Your Johnson

Posted on August 6th, 2010

You and Your Johnson Old school commercial, found via my friend Jeff Hemmel’s Ride Liquid blog.

What We Do Is Secret

Posted on August 5th, 2010

Today I met Bukowski. Or maybe it was Jim Harrison. Or maybe just someone else with all the manic cravings but none of the talent. He had a brown paper bag and he sat on the park bench without his shirt. He held open a leather-bound writing journal. The water turned green over the past few days and the only way to see anything was by their tails. The thermometer hit 96 degrees and I stood on dried mud staring at glimpses of fish I knew I would not catch. I walked by his bench and he tipped his bag at me. He could just be askew or maybe he was acknowledging a parallel situation, or the fact that any passerby would quicken their…

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