The following is an actual email exchange between me and a friend who’s a recalcitrant surfcaster…
SURF CASTER: Boats are for pussies.
ME: Boats are an excellent choice when you’re where the fish aren’t.
SURF CASTER: Why would you go where the fish aren’t in the 1st place?
Don’t care if the propulsion comes from me and a paddle or an inline four-cylinder combustion engine. All things being equal, I’d rather die by the boat.