The following is an actual email exchange between me and a friend who’s a recalcitrant surfcaster

SURF CASTER: Boats are for pussies.

ME: Boats are an excellent choice when you’re where the fish aren’t.

SURF CASTER: Why would you go where the fish aren’t in the 1st place?

Don’t care if the propulsion comes from me and a paddle or an inline four-cylinder combustion engine. All things being equal, I’d rather die by the boat.

You?