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Guaranteed To Catch Fish

Friday, August 27th, 2010

The point is, how do you know Emile isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” he tells you. Well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

You And Your Johnson

Friday, August 6th, 2010

You and Your Johnson

Old school commercial, found via my friend Jeff Hemmel’s Ride Liquid blog.

We Are Now Part of the Problem

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Fishing Jones

We have Facebook. Welcome to The Suck.

Kicking It Across Centuries

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Fly-fishing fishing for bass, however, is the perfection of the sport, and infinitely surpasses in excitement all other methods of killing these noble fish.”

–Robert B. Roosevelt, Superior Fishing; or the Striped Bass, Trout, and Black Bass of the Northern States, 1865

(A sportsman’s contemplation well before catch and release.)

I Feel So Much Better Now

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

Reading my Sunday New York Times, I’m greeted with this advertisement on page 11. Whew, I was worried BP was going to try and sweep this under the carpet once it disappeared from the news cycle.

I think they could have gone with some better photo choices though.

Shadow Boxing the Apocalypse

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

ORANGE BEACH, AL - JUNE 26: Waves carry in blobs of oil as it washes ashore from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico on June 26, 2010 in Orange Beach, Alabama. Millions of gallons of oil have spilled into the Gulf since the April 20 explosion on the drilling platform. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Did we not see this coming?

The Chicago Sun-Times called out BP three years ago for dumping toxins into Lake Michigan.

A Wikipedia page lists a long litany of offenses, mentioning that Mother Jones twice named BP one of the world’s 10 worst corporations.

Another report says BP’s safety record is worse than you imagined.

I fully realize it does nothing now to care and express anger after the fact. Do we need to refocus our conservation priorities? What good do slot limits and cutting up the little rings on plastic six-pack holders do if one careless, or possibly malevolent, corporation can so effortlessly undo any collective environmental gains?

And who else has the potential to take a dump in our backyard?

Operation Sponsor Gracie, Redux

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

The dude’s got cat-like reflexes and used to play drums for Les Claypool. Last year we tried to get him propped out for the Teva Games Costa 2Fly Competition for no good reason.

This year he’s rocking the 10-gallon for good cause: Raising money for Casting For Recovery.

Give him a pledge for points scored over on his site, and see how he does this weekend.

More From Andros South

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Gracie hooks up, with storm approaching.

Deeter's Flats Shoes

Bone release

Free swimmer...

This One's For Bjorn

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

If there’s any blogger that should be a part of FIB Fest, it’s the guy who names his blog Bonefish on the Brain.

Bjorn couldn’t join the crew because real life got in the way, but last week he tied a handful of flies and sent them my way. The idea being that if he couldn’t be here, at least his flies could help a brother out.

Caught all my fish today on flies from Bjorn’s vise, with Michael Gracie as witness.

"It Is Already Lost"

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

NASA Satellite Image of the Gulf Oil Slick

Read this post on Capt. Gordon’s blog, and then this one.

Then try chanting “drill baby drill” again. I dare you.