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Shadow Boxing the Apocalypse

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

ORANGE BEACH, AL - JUNE 26: Waves carry in blobs of oil as it washes ashore from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico on June 26, 2010 in Orange Beach, Alabama. Millions of gallons of oil have spilled into the Gulf since the April 20 explosion on the drilling platform. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Did we not see this coming?

The Chicago Sun-Times called out BP three years ago for dumping toxins into Lake Michigan.

A Wikipedia page lists a long litany of offenses, mentioning that Mother Jones twice named BP one of the world’s 10 worst corporations.

Another report says BP’s safety record is worse than you imagined.

I fully realize it does nothing now to care and express anger after the fact. Do we need to refocus our conservation priorities? What good do slot limits and cutting up the little rings on plastic six-pack holders do if one careless, or possibly malevolent, corporation can so effortlessly undo any collective environmental gains?

And who else has the potential to take a dump in our backyard?

Close the Parks? Paterson, You're Gone

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

So this is what it’s come down to in the budget, closing State Parks–some of the only accessible green in the giant NY metro complex–to trim budget deficit. Even though it likely will save very little money.

People are coming up with schemes to keep the parks open. Private operation, corporate naming rights,  non-profit donations.

New York has one of the most labyrinthine State governments in existence, with the most insane amounts of over-legislation and money drains imaginable. Biblical length books have been written on the subject so no point going into it on a fishing blog, but these proposed closings would cut access to a lot of green–and fishing water, to be honest–needed by many to keep their sanity. Me included.

A Quick Bit From Rivers of a Lost Coast

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

I finally watched Rivers of a Lost Coast. Totally worth the wait.

Since it’s been reviewed pretty heavily already I’ll just mention one of my favorite moments: Hearing Russell Chatham talk about how Bill Schaadt, who he considers the greatest angler who ever lived, never paid for anything. Using a reel that made a clunk, tying on tippet that other people threw away, bartering salmon for a tank of gas…


Shades

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

"What's with the sunglasses? Who are you, Van Johnson?" --Uncle Leo

A lot of so called necessary accouterments can be shed when getting down to the core simplicities of fishing. Not the shades. All the shit we’re going to get under the tree next week to help us in our pursuits, exchange it back and get the proper eye coverage. Through your eyes is how you want it all to go down, burned into your occipital lobe for recall when you’re doing something mundane at a later date.

I find donning the polarized helps me in all facets of life–driving in the rain, walking, glancing askew. I prop them up on the hat or head indoors and forget they’re there, leading to exchanges like the following:

You got your sunglasses on your head, man…

Yeah it was sunny earlier…

It’s night now…

Yeah, I know.

You look like a damn fool.

Thanks for noticing.

Common Threads in Fishing Cinema

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

The two movies that fishermen gravitate to are Jaws and A River Runs Through It. Other than some crazy big fish action the movies are disparate in countless ways. Yet they are quoted by the same anglers, often on the same trip, and sometimes to the point where you want to punch the quoter in the sternum in hopes of jarring some original material.

But there is one common unifying thread to both movies: That song. It takes on a major role in the shark flick, but you could blink and miss it in River, when Norman walks in to bail Paul out of the drunk tank and the little old man is singing it. So any future fishing movie better have this song somewhere in the story line or it won’t amount to much that’s worth watching. Take heed:

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head
Where ever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.

Fly Fish Journal

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

I wasn’t going to pay for it. I found the only copy in my local Barnes & Noble, barely visable in the “Sports” section of the news stand behind a misplaced rap magazine.

I flipped open to an article called “Eden’s Tarpon” and couldn’t put the mag down after that. I read almost the whole thing just standing there. It has great photography, interesting writing, no top ten lists, no “look at me Ma, I’m fly fishing” articles, and even a solid Head reference.

I was going to shelve it but then decided these guys need to get paid so they can keep doing it. $15. And thanks for the bluefish love.

When Fly Won't Get It Done

Thursday, October 1st, 2009
Adapt or just enjoy the foliage.

Adapt or just enjoy the foliage.

Working Lunch of Champions

Monday, August 31st, 2009

fried chickin

Fried chicken and fresh brewed sweet tea do a body good and get the mind working right for top notch editorial commentary.

Not pictured: mango slices. [Editor's Note: mangos rock.]

Going Up Around The Bend

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

back country

The car thermometer read 94 over asphalt today. If I’m going to be hot, make it worth it. I’ve got ideas. Put me in the back country and erase any semblance of chronology so that a word like “Tuesday” loses its bearing and the future is what’s around the bend of a mangrove channel. There’s where the ambient heat is a lesser thing to stand.

Lesser Crimes Against Fly Fishing And Humanity

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Nantucket Reds

Meatloaf (the singer)

Flies bought at Wal-Mart.

Species Dissing

Trolling (flies only. Trolling smokers for pelagics is good. Real good.)

Scent

Fishing in car commercials.

Fishing in beer commercials.

Fishing in enlarged prostate medication commercials.

Keeping score out loud.

Using “fishing” and “zen” in the same sentence.

Chain link fences.