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Face of the Nation

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Steal your fly

Bugs and colors from the Brownline. Brought to you by freak tyer JP Lipton.

The Crack Pack

A better view of the Crack Pack.

What We Do Is Secret

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Today I met Bukowski. Or maybe it was Jim Harrison. Or maybe just someone else with all the manic cravings but none of the talent. He had a brown paper bag and he sat on the park bench without his shirt. He held open a leather-bound writing journal.

The water turned green over the past few days and the only way to see anything was by their tails. The thermometer hit 96 degrees and I stood on dried mud staring at glimpses of fish I knew I would not catch.

I walked by his bench and he tipped his bag at me. He could just be askew or maybe he was acknowledging a parallel situation, or the fact that any passerby would quicken their step to get past either one of us.

I could get out of this. A quick drive home and I’m back in regiment. I doubt he had any means of breaking down his frustrations into four pieces and locking them in a PVC tube under the hatchback.

Suburban Waterfowl Hierarchies, Carp

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

The swans kick the crap out of the geese, the geese beat on each other, and everyone pretty much leaves the ducks alone.

The swans at the one pond had four cygnets in the spring but two of them disappeared. The raccoons got to them, according to a third party observer.

Unless you count creek chub, the carp are the only game fish in the ponds and the one creek. Every few days two old European guys, I believe they are Hungarian, set up long carp rods, rest them on stands, sit in lawn chairs and smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.

The carp seem to do what they want to do when they want to do it and when they just loaf around it’s a long day for the Hungarians and me, too, and the bird watching is a pretty cool diversion.

You Need The Glory

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Florida Peacock 2009

This is a picture of the last peacock bass I caught last year.

I’d been shut out at Donuts, Fitness, and the Church Yard and I pulled into the lot behind the drug store. I’d hooked and lost the biggest largemouth bass of my life in the canal there the year prior.

The canal runs along the westbound side of a divided road. A construction crew, adding a third lane to accommodate congestion, stood on the opposite bank around a front loader. They all turned and stared at me when I cut through the the bushes and made my way along the sloped bank.

The canal cuts underneath a berm built for road access to the frontside of the strip mall that houses the drug store. The water funnels through a large concrete pipe. Being a lefty, I turned my back to the pipe and dropped a back cast towards its opening. When the fly landed, I gave a quick strip and the peacock hit with a loud and menacing splash.

The peacock jumped and the construction crew started to whoop and holler. The guy driving the loader jumped out of his seat and ran down to the bank. “What kind of fly is that?” he shouted at me across the canal. I didn’t even know its proper name.

“A little Puglisi fiber ditch thing,” I shouted back.

“They get bigger than that,” he shouted as I held up the fish. “They get real big.” He still raised two thumbs-up over his head.

I released the fish and they stood around watching me, waiting for me to cast again. Most of the time I walk these ditches by myself, with no accounting for anything unless I snap a picture and blog about it. Catching a fish is not even necessarily any real achievement if you think about it, but if you don’t, there’s no shame in the satisfaction should you walk away thinking, Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Suburban Mobile Death Squad

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Pipe bomb? No Cochise. A DIY rod tube, gleaned from the pages of the Roughfisher encyclopedia.

Here are said parameters. Lately, with an hour to fish and the nearest saltwater access a half hour away, and the 10  minute effort of suiting up the waders and stripping basket, the need arises to adapt. Months of recon and a built-in nav unit have helped distill the fishable waters within a 15-minute radius to an efficient loop reminiscent of a squad car patrol.

The suburbs rank for raising children but on the fishing Richter scale they register barely above zero. No matter. The fish available don’t know they’re supposed to suck. And with an ocean in the backyard, the banks are usually freed up to assail them in solitude.

I’ll take the hour. The all-purpose six-weight and dime-store reel remain ready in the front seat.

#1 Hit Blog

Friday, October 30th, 2009

The Winner of the Blogger’s Ditch Fishing Gear Contest is:

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Vaya con Dios Blanco Honky

Honky wins as per being the 31st comment, picked by Random Number Generator.

BLOG PROFILE: Since it’s the weekend and we’re too tired to email some questions, this is what we may or may not know. Blanco’s been putting up sophomoric hilarity for some time now. The proprietor possibly works in a fly shop somewhere and probably doesn’t need any of this stuff but he gets it anyway.

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No lie.

Yacht Club please send correspondence as to where to send this paraphernalia.

BLOGGER'S CONTEST: Win Ditch Fishing Array

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
The Redington Predator 6W

The Redington Predator 6W

Bloggers sent me a lot of stuff this year in the form of flies, fly boxes, t-shirts, tunes and fly tying scissors.  Michael Gracie, Matt Stansberry, Roughfisher, Keith Barton, Jason Puris, Murdock…all sent something my way. I need to finally give something back.

Some of you know I like hitting the ditches when I visit South Florida for the funky payoff. So I’m offering up a Ditch Fishing Kit.

This includes:

–The Redington Predator 6w rod they sent me to demo for a ditch rod review.

–A couple of mutant flies.

–A 6th Finger tying scissor from the man who coined the term “Brownlining.”

–A long sleeve bass t-shirt from Apex Predator.

RULES

Bloggers only. If you have a fishing related blog that’s been in existence for at least a year, leave word in the comments section with a link to your blog.  Doesn’t matter what else you say because the winner will be chosen at random from the comments. Closing date to be determined. The winning blogger gets it all plus a post profiling your blog for my six readers.

UPDATE: CONTEST OVER, BLANCO HONKY WINS

Ditch Fishing Paraphernalia: Shorties

Thursday, July 30th, 2009
The Redington Predator and Temple Fork TiCrx short sixes.

The Redington Predator and Temple Fork TiCrx short sixes.

A man serious about the prospecting of ditches needs a shorty. As discovered researching  ”A Brief History of Ditch Fishing” a 7’6″ snub-nosed can be a deadly weapon at close range. My dad’s old Horrocks-Ibbotson is to me a ranking northeast small stream trout rod (bought in his time for $12). But for my ditch forays I wanted a 6w with extra mustard.

I tried two less expensive commercial rods under eight feet: the Redington Predator and the Temple Fork TiCrx 6w. I’ve fished both of them in close quarters north and south since April, and used an anonymous 9′ 6w as the field test control. Here are my thoughts:

REDINGTON PREDATOR 71064: 7’10″ six weight. The Redington Predator has backbone. It’s 4 inches longer and a half ounce lighter than the TiCrx, but it proved the stiffer rod for double hauling big clumsy flies in wind. The Predator allowed for better line control than the nine footer. It handled 150 grain sink line better than the TiCrx and would be more suited to light saltwater duty. Great for throwing big poppers and oversized streamers normally reserved for 8 or 9w duty. Not as great for soft presentations. $199, www.redington.com

TEMPLE FORK TICRX 0676 4 TX 7’6″ six weight. Once you calibrate loading the rod on back cast, the TiCrx shorty allows for accurate casts and tight loops. I could put shots under bridges and into bank overgrowth far better than with the nine footer and with greater accuracy than the Predator. It has more feel than the Predator but I didn’t like how it responded with the 150 grain sink. $250, www.templeforkflyrods.com

VERDICT: I like the Predator for big bugs, sinking line, and light salt, and the TiCrx for spots with no backcast room and tight fits. I may try to make my own ditch rod from a blank and either way if I’m walking a dirty canal I’m never bringing my neener again.

FLORIDA: Bass, Popper, Bust, Bliss

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

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Here’s to the beautiful simplicity of popper fishing.

Cast it into some vegetation, pop, stop, pop….what’s more visually gratifying then watching a bass connect? Not much.

Momma Don't Allow No Fly Fishin' Here

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

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We don't care what mama don't allow.

We don't care what mama don't allow.