“Dime store cowboy, you look so good, with your red boots, hat, and buckle from Hollywood.” –Split Lip Rayfield Fat Guy Fly Fishing had a series of posts titled Do You Know These People? Part One Part Two He forgot to add one crucial persona, the Dime Store Cowboy. Let me introduce by paraphrasing the words of this guide I know: So the guy gets on my boat dressed head to toe in REDACTED, and he’s got his rods that cost more than my boat and he gets up there and starts telling me what do do and the fucker can’t cast 10 feet! Fish are busting right in front of him and he’s blaming me and telling me CLOSER! CLOSER! And I try…