What happens when a Montauk Surf Vampire and saltwater guy with a slight Florida ditch obsession conspire to fish a trout stream? Nothing. More later on the state of said trout stream, stocked, and the ongoing efforts to de-stock it in hopes of restocking it later. In a word, bizarre. [UPDATE: Jason did in fact hook and land a rainbow, but I had blocked it out of my memory.] *(With apologies to Robert Lowell)