What happens when a Montauk Surf Vampire and saltwater guy with a slight Florida ditch obsession conspire to fish a trout stream? Nothing.
More later on the state of said trout stream, stocked, and the ongoing efforts to de-stock it in hopes of restocking it later. In a word, bizarre.
[UPDATE: Jason did in fact hook and land a rainbow, but I had blocked it out of my memory.]
*(With apologies to Robert Lowell)