Like Ricky Bobby at the end of Jackie Moon (or was it Anchorman? Old School?), Gracie’s got no corporate dough backing him up.
Gracie’s training now but the blogosphere needs to help a brother out.
Let’s create a list of what Gracie needs and make sure he gets it:
–Trained Eagle to do a fly over Gracie at the opening ceremonies.
–Helicopter rental for 36o degree aerial coverage.
–Gold Bond powder for the competitive chafing.
—Fat Guy Kyle to help carbo load.
I’m donating a slightly used Fishing Jones commemorative visor.
Send all cash donations to me and I’ll make sure he gets it.