1. Go to hardware store.
2. Buy PVC stuff
3. Glue PVC stuff together
4. Breathe in PVC Glue, depress nervous system
5. Adorn with accumulated stickers
[Inspiration derived from Urbn Outdoors last spring. He went further, making rod socks and streamer cases.]
UPDATE: Original inspiration goes WAY BACK to the Headmaster of the Brownline School, JP the Roughfisher. Here’s his original post, with apologies for not remembering where I got the idea.