Guaranteed To Catch Fish

The point is, how do you know Emile isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” he tells you. Well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

One thought on “Guaranteed To Catch Fish”

  1. OMG mark the box guaranteed alright!!

    LOL!!!!! I have never heard that in my entire life!! I find it sooooo hilarious.

    Trust me, I’m going to be sharing that one for the next few days.


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